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Lex Jurgen - September 30, 2015


Sometimes I like to leer at the tits on the wives of dude's I don't think I'd like very much and imagine it bothers the shit out of them. Pretty fucking petty. Deep down, I know they are soaking it all in. Which just proves there's no way to win. Cover her face in your divine reproduction and you only make Adam Levine that much stronger. Your jizz will clear up his acne. Maybe not his wife's, but she can afford foundation. Growing up is all about realizing some battles can't be won. Also, some girls have nicer tits than others. That got shorted in sex ed.

Photo Credit: Jacquie


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