Taylor Swift Petting Black Folk

The Weeknd shared a story about how he was hanging out at a party with Taylor Swift who was wasted on half a Bartles and Jaymes and insisted on petting his hair. You know, like a person caresses the hair of another person they don't know very well. Swift played fascinated with his afro for fifteen minute because she's completely unaware of how racist that is and because he thought he might be able to fuck her. Or at least get a better gig or an 'e' for his fake name.

Taylor Swift has been accused by critics all of whom died mysteriously in their sleep of being noticeably anti-black in her hiring practices. Swift's live productions and music videos are either missing black dancers or the few that appear are relegated to the booty shaking close-ups. I think she also wrote a song called Coons that everybody missed. I need to check her Wiki.

Taylor Swift giggled heartily as she herself confirmed this hair petting incident. What else can you do when the coloreds act up about such nonsense. Her mom taught her well. Swift came another half a wine cooler away from letting one of them touch her left tit. That's more than Gyllenhaal ever got and he's super sweet and very white. Uppity bastards.

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