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Lex Jurgen - November 30, 2015
The Baldwins get together around the holidays to laugh about their first few court mandated rehab stints. It's that whole unstoppable force against the immovable object meme only the unstoppable force is a beach front treatment center your revocable trust is paying to provide you fresh squeezed juice and a stationary bike. Ireland Baldwin is born of Baldwin and Bassinger. It's like watching a ticking clock with a little sticker above twelve in the image of an exploding bomb. How many times will we get to see Ireland's tits and who will she take with her are the things we need to know before high noon. By the time dad's polished off Santa's cookies with a Tanqueray and called him a North Pole faggot, Christmas is already ruined.
Photo Credit: Tony Duran
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