Goldie Hawn Sensational If Not Crusty

Nobody looks great mostly naked at seventy. Rich men can still get laid at advanced ages by sheer artifice, but nature didn't intend old people to be sexually desirable. Lemon parties being the prime example of denying nature's structured tapestry. People magazine declared Goldie Hawn to be looking sensational in Hawaii. There's not a single honest sentence in People. But middle aged women need porn too.

Goldie Hawn has skated by with immense amounts of plastic surgery and large sunglasses the past couple of decades of looking great for her age. Or what she describes as a healthy diet and an active lifestyle. Father Time is a bitch that science has yet to conquer. I hate when people bring out that tired retort, "Shut up, you'd still fuck her". So true.

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