Kate Beckinsale Biological Anomaly

Kate Beckinsale flaunts her body in a trio of new Instagram pictures. Shamelessness is a virtue when you're attractive. Beckinsale hit the genetic jackpot. As a 43-year-old woman, she should be the fake kind of sexy involving a technically thin body but askew body parts. Heidi Klum is thin and the consensus is that she’s attractive. But she looks like she's full of marbles.

Other middle-aged actresses who derive their self-worth entirely from receiving double taps on bikini-clad Instagram pictures must hate Beckinsale. Every heart helps them forget about decaying. Beckinsale hasn’t even taken the precautions one should in order to look like she does. Pregnancy makes women look hard. It’s God’s joke on humanity. 70-year-old Jennifer Aniston’s sexy body isn’t a surprise. She didn’t watch it get torn open by larvae only to have the excess skin flaps droop around her like a wilting flower.

Beckinsale shot out Michael Sheen's daughter, Lily Mo Sheen, in 1999. Yet her body looks like that of a 28-year-old. She allows damaging UV rays to hit her skin. Her face neither looks like a dried apple doll or Joan Rivers. Maybe she’s a vampire and eats babies. If that’s the case, keep it up. Planned Parenthood is looking to cut budgets.

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