Elon Musk’s Father Is Also A Woody Allen

I’m wondering at what point in time did ethics take a left turn for men like Woody Allen and Elon Musk’s father. Both of these guys have tossed their moral compasses out of the window and decided to bang their stepchildren. Here I thought that having sex with an ex was lazy but apparently adopting and grooming your future lovers from either the orphanage or an ex-marriage takes the cake. Elon Musk’s father Errol Musk is playing the game on rookie mode when it comes to finding women to sleep with. He offered his stepdaughter, Jana Bezuidenhout, a shoulder to cry on and rebound dick after she went through a bad break up. He managed to get her pregnant and gave birth to a boy named Elliot who is currently 10 months old. I doubt the writers responsible for Brazzers’ incest videos could come up with a better storyline than this.

The estranged dad of billionaire entrepreneur Elon Musk is speaking out about fathering a child with his stepdaughter. Errol Musk, 72, has a baby boy with Jana Bezuidenhout, a 30-year-old woman who was 4 years old when her mother Heidi married him. Although Heidi and Errol had two children together and were married for 18 years before divorcing, Errol did not consider Bezuidenhout to be his stepdaughter, saying she spent most her time growing up away from the family.

“We were lonely, lost people,” he told The Sunday Times. “One thing led to another — you can call it God’s plan or nature’s plan.”

Obviously Elon Musk is the closest thing we have to Tony Stark so if he could just throw on an solar powered Iron Man suit and uppercut his super villain of a father it would be much appreciated. I feel like Errol’s situation is comparable to an Oldboy porn parody. Except he’s completely aware and has no problem that his lover is his daughter so he ultimately gets the last laugh. No need for kidnapping, drugs, and hypnosis when the little girl you helped raised gets you aroused.

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