Bella Thorne Releases New Songs, Including “B*tch I’m Bella Thorne”

Happy girl because I’m releasing two songs on Friday #GOAT #BITCHIMBELLATHORNE

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AIDS under a microscope Bella Thorne is the only, and I do mean only, botched diseased cock chute who matters in the biz these days, and the international acting and modeling sensation is continuing to expand her brand with even more original music. And it's really good. Like, surprisingly good. JK it's not. But we do get the lyric, from her single B*tch I'm Bella Thorne, "Let me show my nipples what I need a shirt for." To hide your monster tit job scars, duh.

Thorne released both "B*tch" and the song "GOAT" today, and both rather cleverly play up the fact that she has no God-given talent or anything to offer the world in any capacity. I still stand by Bella for being the ultimate unapologetic trash face starlet that she is, so as a true fan I'm going to throw out some song ideas that she can have for free that are a little more on brand than the blatant Britney knockoff "B*tch I'm Bella Thorne." My suggestions for her future songs - "Bella My Balls," Thorne In Her Backside," "For Whom The Bella Blows," and "The Rosebud Has Thornes." Hey Bella, you're welcome. You filthy whore. Call me.

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