Anastasia Ashley Naked and Afflicted

If you're naked and you're not in the process of getting laid, put your fucking clothes back on. Nudity is vastly overrated. Ashley Graham has the nicest body at her gym. Professional surfer hence bikini model Anastasia Ashley was forced to pull out of Discovery's idiot Naked and Afraid due to massive chigger bites. Not exactly Lewis and Clark in her adventurer's tolerance levels. Still, look at this nasty bug bite shit if you want.

There's no reason for a show about people with no clothes on being forced to survive in the wilderness save for a catchy title and tons of work for the guy who blurs out the genitals. Underwear and Afraid doesn't have the same draw, though post-production would be greatly expedited. Have you noticed even the most primitive natives in the area sporting leather thongs? Precisely.

Approximating ghoulish Thunderdome gladiator matches or Japanese torture prank shows isn't the same as matching them. Halfsies is not a selling point. You should only see naked chicks covered in red blotches when drunk and negotiating a five dollar lay in Tijuana.

_{Photo Credit: Instagram/ Anastasia Ashley}