Kylie Jenner’s Boyfriend Caught Banging Ten Other Chicks

There's a point at which cheating becomes somewhat impressive. Like when you're caught fucking twins. Or banging ten other women your girlfriend or wife doesn't know about. Both rappers. Go figure.

According to HollywoodLife, the CNN of celebrity gossip, Kylie Jenner has dumped her cornrowed boyfriend Travis Scott after leafing through his phone and finding up to ten chicks on his recent knock list. This coming weeks after the hackneyed matching butterfly tattoos and the grossly unaware posts about having full faith and trust in your road touring boyfriend. It's the kind of odds so certain nobody will make book on it.

According to an insider, almost certain a rep of the Kardashian's publicity team, this was never supposed to be a possibility:

“Kylie doesn’t sweat it when it comes to Travis’ groupies, she trusts him, and realizes it’s all part of the game. And Travis is the same with Kylie, he knows she always has guys hitting on her, but he knows she only wants him.”

It's possible the Kardashian women, while making huge bank, suffer from a serious developmental retardation. It's common among kids severely exploited at an early age. Locking into a pubescent mindset for life. Like the buying lockets and making pinky promises more common among middle schoolers going steady than an almost twenty year old fronting a merchandising empire.

Looking pretty and having big fake tits is only half way to keeping your man honest. The critical half is some kind of understanding of the real world and how to be a master in it. Also, tea bagging and not bitching about poker nights. These are things your mom knows but sheltered from you in your moneymaking doll house. You're a child in a woman's body. You're welcome for the boner, thirty percent of the adult male population.

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