Demi Lovato’s Sister Speaks Out

 

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A post shared by Madison De La Garza (@maddelagarza) on Nov 8, 2017 at 2:13pm PST

Demi Lovato's sixteen-year-old sister Madison De La Garza is apparently some sort of celebrity, and now she's here with an update about her sister's fake overdose. (Kidding! This is all a joke. Don't sue me.) But really, it's fake. (Gotchya again! Don't sue.) Garza spoke about Lovato's alleged heroin overdose in her Hollywood Hills home this July with all the conviction of someone whose sister lies a lot about overdosing to push album sales. Crazy. While chatting it up on something ungodly called Millennial Hollywood with Dakota T. Jones, Garza stated:

Demi’s doing…she’s doing really well. She’s working really hard on her sobriety and we’re all so incredibly proud of her… It’s been crazy for our family. It’s been a lot. Um but we’ve been through a lot together and every single time, I mean if you read my mom’s book you would know,… Every time we go through something, we always come out on the other side a hundred times stronger than before. And so we’ve just been um we’ve been so thankful for everything. For the little things.

No yeah um, she's like, addicted to drugs. And um, she loves 'em. Drugs that is. Right Garza. Now you're a liar too. Garza really done me dirty when she continued to divulge that the first thing she wants to do with her sister post-rehab is eat frozen yogurt. But not just any frozen yogurt. My favorite. Everyone's favorite. Menchie's:

I guess I’m really excited to… I mean there’s so many little things. It sounds so small, but go to [frozen yogurt spot] Menchie’s… Honestly, I’m more of a Pinkberry person, but she likes Menchie’s and so we like we usually go there,” she responded.

Menchie's was the only place during my four-year stint in Cleveland that made me feel like I wasn't in Somalia, and now I have to share this affinity for Menchie's with a pathological liar. (KIDDING! Demi Lovato loves drugs!)

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