Sofia Richie New Tits, Who Dis?

Sofia Richie may not be insanely hot to the point where I’m incessantly daydreaming about bathing certain body parts of mine in her bodily fluids, but she got some new tits, so let’s talk about it. At this point, she’s no longer interesting in advancing her career. Everything she does now is solely done to impress Scott Disick. And the bar to do that is very low. So naturally that meant getting bigger boobs and watching his kids for him when he skips his meds. She’s very supportive, and very stupid. The only reason for a barely legal gal like her to ever date older dick is because the guys in her age group can’t take her out on a yacht they don’t own yet. Scott also does not own a yacht. He barely owns the rights to his own name. He’s more famous for being Kourtney’s baby daddy/that guy who orbits the Kardashian household on that horrible show. I’m willing to bet the family still doesn’t trust him enough to give him a set of spare keys to get inside. 5150s always require adult supervision, wouldn’t want him run around an empty house with scissors, would you?

But back to Sofia’s sweater stuffers. They’re nice, and going to waste. Scott is psychotic. So it’s a toss up between him not even noticing the upgrade, or noticing, and not knowing how to use them correctly. I don’t expect much from a guy who looks like he licks globs of peanut butter from his palms because the act puts him in his happy place. Richie is nothing more than Scott’s emotional support animal at the moment. She should wise up soon and take her talents, and tits, elsewhere.

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