Caroline Vreeland Big Busty Cleavage In A Stunning Bikini

I think it is entirely possible that Caroline Vreeland has the string of her swimsuit tied so tightly around her waist some of her organs have been forced up into her chest. And if that isn’t the case, I have no idea how her boobs got to be so big. I mean, her gut does look like it is short a couple kidneys and maybe a foot of intestine.

I do not know how she can stand having that string wrapped around her abdomen. I can’t stand having the drawstring of my swim trunks tied around me even once. That is why I usually just go ahead with it being left untied. Does that mean one rogue wave can pants me like I’m back in middle school? Sure, but I’d chalk that up to fate.

I like to think I’m living in one of those Final Destination movies, but instead of Death trying to kill me, I have Fate trying to pants me. I used to live in fear, but I have grown to accept it. A man can only live in fear for so long before he finally cracks. I cracked long ago, and now I have no qualms with someone seeing my crack.

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