The Hottest Ladies From The Eurovision 2018 Song Contest Rehearsals

Being a respectable American, I have never watched Eurovision before. All the Europeans that I have talked to, and even the Canadians for some reason, swear that it is a talent competition unlike any other. I did not believe them then, and I do not believe them now.

From what I can gather from these pics, the women seem to dress just as skanky as they do in any of our talent shows. They probably sound the same too, although some probably don’t speak English, because how many different voices can there be? We have been recording people singing for about a hundred years now. Does anyone really think we are going to find something new out there? I don’t think so, and I think the record companies agree. That is why Auto-Tune gets forced onto every album that gets produced these days. It is all a vain attempt to introduce a new sound that can capture the masses’ attention.

I am not saying that I am against these talent shows. If they keep putting beautiful women on stage then I am all for it. But do not try telling me that one is better than any of the others, because they are all going to end with me yelling at the gods when my favorite gets kicked off.

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