Madison Beer’s Boyfriend Gets Handsy in LA

While her name still sounds to me like a term a Milwaukee beer snob would derisively refer to a watered down lager, Madison Beer definitely has it where it counts. And you know what I mean by that. Where it counts. You feel me? I'll tell you who is feeling something is Madison's new beau, who classily grabbed her tits while they were out and about as if to say to the world, yeah, I get to touch these.

Normally I would say that she's out of his league, but I think these two are in the same league. They're definitely playing the same sport, for sure. They both look like vapid morons with nothing positive to contribute to society. You get enough of those people together and you can form a bowling league. Maybe. If you're lucky.

Anywho, nothing says class like grabbing your famous girlfriend's tits in public. I would invite these two to stay classy, but they clearly don't need a leg up. They've already booked passage on an all expenses paid cruise to classy town. It's where all the classiest people live. They all walk around grabbing each other's tits. It's fantastic. Check it out sometime.

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