Gigi Hadid Steps Out With Little Pokies

Every time I look at Gigi Hadid I appreciate the fact that I was born a human. There were so many possibilities. I could have easily been born any of the animals I tend to on a regular basis. But by the grace of the good lord I’m able to fully observe and understand what perfection in the form of a woman looks like. Gigi is probably one of the best dressed women that I’ve seen in a long time. I know that may not add up to much when most women around my way wear whatever they find first in their closet. Hadid looks like she takes her time and carefully crafts each outfit for the day before stepping outside. I’d write her a letter to personally thank her for her excellent choice of clothes if I had her address or P.O. Box.

Maybe she’ll notice me if I also become a model. As soon as a magazine like Southern Living starts accepting applications I’ll be sure to fill one out. That way Hadid and I will end up in the same circle of friends and she’ll have no choice but to be charmed by macho figure. Your arms can get pretty chiseled from tinkering with tractors all day.

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