Sextastic AnnaLynne McCord Shows Off In Swimsuit Photo Shoot

Part of me will always be amazed that a string bikini is actually held together by a knot. I used to think that they were faux knots, like clip on ties, and only looked like that for show. How is it that a woman won’t trust a strange man who offers to give them a ride home, but she will trust two pieces of string to keep her swimsuit on? I am just saying, if the only thing keeping my cooter from making the cover of every tabloid was a knot that is taught to kindergarteners then I would at least double knot it.

I cannot find a woman that will trust me enough to perform a trust fall at a work retreat. They are right in not trusting me, of course, because I do not even trust myself with holding a baby, and there is a lot less at stake with dropping a baby. A baby cannot serve as a witness against you, while a woman will have the local news alerted to what you did by the end of the night, but that is neither here nor there. The point is, they do not need to embarrass me like that in front of everyone. Can’t they just fake a headache?

Photo Credit: Pacific Coast News