Kourtney Kardashian Flashes Her Best Asset

My goodness will you look what Scott Disick left behind. That man has be crazier than a bag full of coons and cats to go his separate way from Kourtney Kardashian. She’s more than just a lucky catch. Her silhouette alone is one of the sexiest shapes I’ve seen since the first time I laid eyes on a John Deere riding mower. I would have never expected a woman with three children to look anywhere near this amazing. It looks like she enjoys being outdoors just as much as I do. I don’t see her doing too much sitting around the house like her sisters. I’m beginning to fantasize about all of the adventures we would be able to go on if I’m ever fortunate enough to be introduced to her. 

Her lifestyle and mine aren’t that different from each other. She likes being in the sun on yachts around water while having a good time. I have a lake on my property, sunscreen, and sole ownership of an Unsinkable Legend Boston Whaler boat. If you ask me a yacht is easy to get lost on but with my boat we would have no other option but to enjoy each other’s company. And after a day with me out on the open lake there’s no way our bond or union would sink, just like my boat. 

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