Brina Chantal Sextastic Swimsuit Preening Earns Her Some Bottled Water Bones

Another day, another... well, you know the drill. The creepy Munsters at 138 Water have found themselves a new pot of model honey in the form of Brina Chantal, formerly known as Brina Moreno, but forever known in her relatively young years as a local L.A. latina sextastica model who's getting a nice break from the bottled water folks in the form of an introduction here on Egotastic! It's not every day you get to have millions of men and Sapphic leaning women simultaneously leering at your amazing swimsuit body. In fact, I've finally come to grips with the fact that it shall never be my time in front of the camera. Then again, Mother Nature didn't tap me with the hottie stick like she did Brina. I think I got the smart stick? The sensitive stick? C'mon, throw me a bone.

At some point somebody's going to audit this bottled water outfit and find nothing but empty warehouses and dead rabbits, but until such time, let us rejoice in their daily swell bodied photo shoots along the shore. And the meeting of one very fine young Latina model. Welcome to Egotastic, Brina, linger awhile. I'll get the backgammon set. Enjoy.