Gaming’s Whacked Out Week: Conan O’Brien Sucks Spectacularly at ‘Call of Duty- Advanced Warfare’ (VIDEO)

Conan O'Brien has, as today's young people call it, ‘1337 skills.' They'd probably spell skills with a Z, like the untamed renegade badasses they are, but balls to that. When a gamer guru like Conan is on the case, there's no time to be pernickety about spelling.

Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare hit stores this week, instantly becoming one of the biggest releases of recent months. Y'know, just by having ‘Call of Duty' on the front of the box there. But is it the revolutionary entry the hype train promised? Does the franchise still have what it takes? There was only one man to ask.

Alas, that man (the one who would've known what the effing hell he was talking about) was off that day. But fear not, our ol' buddy Conan's here with another episode of Clueless Gamer.

This guy will not and cannot be stopped. Watch in awe as he defeats two --count ‘em-- useless grunts singlehanded, only wasting about five clips by shooting holy hell out of the sky, surrounding trees and a hapless milk carton in the process. Think on, evildoers, Conan's coming for you. And once he's determined whether those ominous laser sights in the distance are bad guys' guns or innocent office dudes mid-Powerpoint presentation, he's going to whup your ass.

The highlight of this episode? Get across the street!

Via Kotaku.