Stupid Crap Sold On Coupon Sites: Boobie Tassels Self-Adhesive Pasties

Let's say that you are about to make sweet sweet love to your lady. And you are looking at her boobie balls and you think, "Those are nice...but I really wish she had some stupid sequin tassels hanging off of them. I would prefer if my lady could do a helicopter motion with her breasteses." I'm not sure that that has ever happened ever but in case it is Groupon is here to offer Boobie Tassles Self-Adhesive Pasties at a discount price. It's really convenient if you think about it. Back when I was a young man, you had to go on a special trip to buy your pastie tassels. You'd have to go to a some seedy sex shop and buy them from some fat sweaty guy named Earl. It's not like you can get them at Target. But thanks to Groupon you can order them in the privacy of your own home in, probably, a discreet envelope.

They come in blue, pink, and green. Click here to order. You're welcome.