This is a Cactus Peen

So you're sitting there, in front of your computer, staring at the screen, wondering...

What the hell am I looking at?

Is it a cactus? Not just a plain and ordinary cactus, but a very weird cactus that has grown too long in the wrong direction? Or is it a peen? A peen that happens to be greener, longer, and thornier than usual? Actually, it's both. This is one of those fine examples where nature gets screwed up...to come up with something that's so wrong, it's almost right.

Hit the break to check out the cactus peen in all it's floppy entirety.