You Are Crapping Wrong

Around the age of two or so our parents went through a painstaking and messy process of teaching us how to use the potty. This is one of their duties, (tee, hee), as parents. Well it tuns out that mommy taught you how to poop wrong. A Stanford University study claims that the "right" way t0 pinch a loaf is squatting. Before the invention of the modern toilet, we humans popped a squat to drop the kids off at the pool. The study says that since the invention of the modern toilet 200 years ago the incidence of hemorrhoids, constipation, irritable bowels, and other diseases of the ass have increased. So, what should we do? Should we crap on the sidewalk like our dogs? No need. Enter the Squatty Potty.

It's basically a stool, (tee, hee, hee), that allows you to assume a squatting position while sitting on your toilet. This way you can enjoy the benefits of a toilet that takes the poop away from your house and lessen your chances of ass troubles. Maybe South Park was right and we are all pooping wrong?