Courtney Stodden Takes Her Teen Tom-Boobery to MTV

Underaged. Sexually active. Scandalous. Blonde. Twit. I swear you can re-arrange the letters in those words to spell, 'Gonna Gets Me a Reality Show on MTV'.

Teen boobtastic bride Courtney Stodden, her Mom of the Year Award nominee bio-maternal figure, and her 50-something sort of actor husband, Doug Hutchison, finally dropped the other ratty shoe and did the perp walk into MTV studios to pitch their sordid life of legalized statutory rape, and the shameless fame seeking activities therein, to VH-1, the home of a ginormous septic tank full of craptastic content. In this post- Kardashian world, every teen with boobs and a dream and a camera and a disturbed boyfriend thinks they can make millions by filming their otherwise tawdry trailer park existence. And, here's the kicker -- they're usually right. Be afraid, be very afraid.