Taylor Swift Pimps Her Stank; We Want More from Taylor, Much More

Wow, after all this morning naughtiness, it's time to get back to some simple and innocent beauty, the kind of simple and innocent beauty you'd like to get super raunchy and perverted with most likely. Namely, the ever-popular and sexy-to-many Taylor Swift, pimping her new stank at Macy's. No man has much chance of ever getting to half the places Taylor scents her body with her new manufactured aroma, but, without dreams, what is man?

Someday, Taylor, someday, we will see you showing more than grandma does. And it will be glorious.