Mammaries on the Orient Express: Kelly Brook Flashes Cleavage and Caboose for Train Party

Kelly Brook was so hot last night at London's Victoria Station that even Thomas the Tank Engine blew his coal load. The sextastic brunette who has set the standard for the modern curvy woman, flaunted and flashed all kinds of cleavetastic at some swank hullabaloo aboard the Orient Express, a harkening back to the Golden Age of train travel when you had to quietly knock boots with your female companion in a cramped sleeping compartment. Of course, were you ever so fortunate to join the Orient Express 'Mile High' club with a woman as amazingly hot as Kelly Brook, you could be murdered so happy on that train. Enjoy.