Hopefully This’ll Lead Somewhere Else: Simon Memory Game Belt Buckle

Ready for some foreplay before foreplay? Okay, so memory games don't necessarily led to sexy time, but it does make women fawn over an area that's close to your junk's vicinity.

This Simon memory game belt buckle isn't for sale, since it was modded by the folks at if Industries, but I'm pretty sure you can make your own, if you're determined to get more action and know your way with electronics.

Even if it doesn't get you more action, at least you have something to play with during your down time. Oh, wait, you probably already have something else in mind for those times...

Check It Out: Simon Memory Game Buckle