Talk About Your Huge Legal Boners; ‘Finally Miley’ Love Doll Released

As a disclaimer, I'd like to state that the love doll I received as a gag gift at my last birthday party was thrown into the trash that very evening. I mean, seriously, there is no way I was going to clean that thing up after recommended usage.

Accord to news reports, Pipedream Products, who likes to make things out of rubber that look like things you need a rubber for, is selling this Miley Cyrus-resembling love doll, apparently for extreme Hannah Montana fans everywhere. And, apparently, Miley Cyrus isn't very happy about a bunch of dudes tapping her clear through to her air-filled center, so she's possibly going to be suing the manufacturer, or, at least, demanding free samples to pass out to her countryfolk uncles.

I mean, sure, on its face, as it were, there would seem to be something odd about purchasing a blowup doll that claims to have '3 Achey Love Holes' (go ahead, do the anatomical arithmetic), but, hey, every man needs to express himself in his own manner. Did they laugh at Picasso when he got carried away with blue? Don't even get me started on John Tesh at the Acropolis. If you want to knock boots with Forever Miley, just remember, she won't last forever.