Karissa Shannon Kicks Off St. Patrick’s Day By Flashing Her Shamrocks

(Okay, bear with me, I want to do a shoutout to the magnificent people and offspring of Eire today, on St. Patrick's Day, but my Irish lingo is horrid and my Irish jokes even worse, though as any Irishman might tell you, what would you expect out of a pig but a grunt.)

Céad Míle Fáilte. Today being the day that everybody is Irish, we thought, what the hell, let's wrap our minds around the celebrity hotness that is uniquely Irish, okay, mostly Irish-American, and even some halfsies at that, but all with some blood running sextastic green from the Emerald Isle.

To wit, Karissa Shannon kicks off St. Patrick's Day as we turn off our refrigerator and slowly bring our Guinness up to room temperature to get into the spirit of the morning. Karissa Shannon is hot. She's smoking hot. She's Irish hot. And she knows how to flip on a newsworthy bikini to fit any occasion. When her boyfriend heads off to the slammer early this summer, she'll probably be there in a tear-drop shaped bikini. But, today, it's Kelly green, it's perfectly small, and shows off her shamrocks in fine fashion. Enjoy.

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