High School Gangnam Style Parody Reminds Me Why I Went to Private School (VIDEO)

I've never been to Spartan High School. I don't know anyone who goes to Spartan High School. I don't even know where Spartan High School is. But I do know that I will never send my kids to Spartan High School, not only do they make Gangnam Style parodies without any sense of irony, they do so with some of the worst production value I've ever seen. Ten-year-olds cut together better looking videos on iFilm for Youtube than any of these yokels. Whichever student thought this would make a good pep rally video for their school deserves the beat-down they'll surely get between third and fourth period.

I hope someone burns this school to the ground Carrie-style.