Playing Hookie

Avril Lavigne is too sick to perform, but not too sick to party. (A Socialite's Life)

I think I see a bit of Lindsay Lohan cameltoe. (CollegeHumor)

Ashlee Simpson got married! And confirmed she's pregnant! Oh! My! God! Or not. (DListed)

Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer kissy kissy. (Pink is the New Blog)

Mischa Barton knows her movie sucks. (PopSugar)

Scarlett Johansson really can't sing. Thankfully she has great boobs. (Popoholic)

Shiloh Jolie-Pitt goes shopping with Brad and Angie. (Just Jared)

More of Britney Spears in Costa Rica. (IDLYITW)

Coming soon: Heidi Montag's fake pregnancy. (CelebSlam)

Was Renee Zelwegger ever pretty? (CityRag)

Kate Hudson is dating Lance Armstrong. (Hollywood Rag)