SMS Fails of the Week: Zombie Dreams, Wiener Germs, and Studding Around the Apartment

Zombies are hot, hot, hot these days. Case in point: The Walking Dead, World War Z, and their immense popularity. Need I say more? Unfortunately, it's making people become paranoid. Paranoid enough to take their zombie dreams with them to bed.

What's a single girl to do if she's got a whole apartment to herself? Stud around, that's what. Either that, or explore and try having sodas explode down under. And when I say 'down under', I'm not talking about Australia, folks!

One last thing: If you're trying to cheer someone up, don't forget the meatball. Whatever you do, just never, ever forget it.

Check out the rest of this week's SMS Fails and enjoy!