Salma Hayek Red Bikini Pictures Take It To A Whole New Island

My ocular devices have been pretty much fried from the past several days of ogling sexy celebrities in Los Cabos; thankfully, some nerve endings remain capable of capturing the site of the classic boobtastic Salma Hayek in her little red swimsuit on the island of St. Bart's. Something about seeing this veteran hottie on a tropical island that feeds into my stranded castaway fantasies like no other. You know, at first, she'd say something like 'I wouldn't be with you if you were the last person on this island.' Then, like ten years later, after realizing I was the last person on the island, she'd say hello to me or something. Oh, to dream. These Salma Hayek bikini pictures show me that this Latina MILF still has plenty of game left in her sextastic tanks. Full bodied women are for men with minds full of naughty thoughts. Enjoy.

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