Kelly Brook Curvaceous from Every Angle in Tight Short Black Dress on the Catwalk

Here's the thing about Kelly Brook I just now realized after 10,000 solid hours logged ogling the curvaceous brunette -- she induces lust from all angles. 360-degrees of sending blood flow toward the middle appendage, all views leading to feminine allure.

Seeing Kelly walk the New Look catwalk at Fashion Week in her tight little black dress just made me realize how badly I'd like to make several minutes of sweet sweaty passionate love to her while she was slowly spinning around on an oversized Lazy Susan (I will need the physical assistance of my South Pacific gelded man-servant, Iopapa to do the spinning, though he will be blindfolded, natch).

Kelly Brook, you really and truly are a 360-degree female wonderment. Enjoy.