SMS Fails of the Week: Filipino Tubes, Nuts That Run, and Entering Elliot

Break-ups are tough. They always are, and sometimes, they're made even tougher no thanks to social media. This guy recently broke up with his girl and was trying to get back into a Facebook group that he left. In the process, he apologized to the girl who was helping him for noteffing her up enough. 'Sup with that, brah? Maybe the universe is trying to send you a message. A message that you can only read when you get laid.

Oh, and hopefully this brokenhearted guy's name wasn't Elliot, though, because there's a dude with that name that some other person claimed to have entered. As to who entered Elliot, I guess we'll never know until he (or she?) steps forward.

Then there's this guy who's got balls so hyper (no other way to say it), that he literally had to run to catch his nuts. How far along were they, I wonder? And how do some people go from talking about ice cream to choco-dipped c#m? All due to autocorrect, no doubt.

There's also the case of this girl who has body parts that are of different nationalities. Sounds unbelievable, but she herself said that she had Filipino tubes. And if you're going on a vacation, why would you want to go to Gomorrah? Beats me, but there's are folks who willingly go there for some reason (but does that place even exist?)

Check out the gallery for the best of this week's SMS Fails!