Oh, The Things We’d Like to Do to the Blue Dress Worn by Christina Milian at ‘Sparkle’ Premiere

Yes, this is basically just a tired old Monica Lewinsky blue dress reference, but seeing Christina Milian in a barely boobtastic wrapped up short blue dress at last night's premiere of Sparkle, the musical movie based loosely on The Supremes and the last movie made by Whitney Houston before she partied herself into the next world, well, that dress is inspiring. As is the many ways in which we imagine it coming off of Christina Milian to reveal her ample gifts barely hidden underneath.

So excuse us if we can't help but think about how we might contribute a little DNA to a scandalous investigation around Christina's blue dress covered front and backsides. Impeach at will. Enjoy.