Viral Video Load: You Know That Old Joke That Goes How Many Russian Soldiers Does it Take to Fill Up a Truck?

Clown cars are a funny gag. Unless, like me, you have an innate fear of clowns, in which case it becomes like a scene from a David Lynch movie and you quietly wet yourself. But now think about how much more terrifying that would be if instead of innocuous clowns getting out of the car, it was 500 armed Russian soldiers (also I believe the plot of Red Dawn).

I don't know how they crammed all those soldiers into the back of that truck, but it's still a bigger space than my Manhattan apartment.