Now You Can Bejewel Your Cat’s Ass

I have two cats and like many cat owners I am woken up most mornings with a cat ass in my face. They like to climb on my chest and walk in a circle with their ass always seemingly ending up at true north pointed at my face. I'm not sure why they do this. They want food, this much I know but what their ass has to do with it is anyone's guess. It's not pretty and is the biggest drawback to having a cat but what are you going to do? You couldn't do anything...until now. Feast your eyes on the Twinkle Tush.

Why, yes that is a jewel you put on your cat's tail to obscure their anus! From the makers of the Cat Crib chair hammock comes the new and exciting Twinkle Tush. How does it work? Simply place the chain around kitty's tail and place the jewel on top of their unmentionables and voila! No more unsightly cat butthole in your face. Now I can wake up to an ass scented plastic jewel instead of a cat butt. Thanks, Twinkle Tush! Get it here.