Abigail Ratchford Wet T-Shirt Bouncy Hotness

I'm not a big fan of hyperbole and wild unsupported claims. But I am pretty certain that my Pennsylvania Dutch common law wife Abigail Ratchford and her tubes of plenty could save humanity and bring about peace on earth. I've thought about this so it's not just wild speculation, those loving spoonfuls packed into that wet t-shirt could lead to turning swords into plowshares, and sad feelings into tingly happy ones across this spinning gaseous orb.

Featured in Innocent Magazine, a name you are compelled to love for its imagery and irony, the outstandingly hot and bouncy boobtastic Abigail Ratchford pumps up the funbag fun times to an eleven on a scale of one to ten by way of her righteous racktastic. She could balance a dozen eggs on those jugs and I'd not be concerned for any cracking. Or just my desperately wanton motorboating face. In fact, screw the egg novelty, I'm ready to whirr. Abigail, super job well done. I won't sleep for a week now. This is like Christmas morning, for ta-ta's. Enjoy.

Photo Credit: Innocent Magazine

Abigail Ratchford candidly hot in a white bikini. Will it burst? Find out.