Carrie Underwood Sextastic Short Shorts

There are so many fine female celebrities these days it's nearly impossible to represent them all. But we do try. And especially those lovely ladies who often get lost in the mix. Like Carrie Underwood. We seem to only hear about Carrie during promotional events or award shows, but when she makes another appearance we're reminded how blonde and sextastic and awesome she is and how we'd sell out our best friend just for five minutes with Carrie in the janitorial closet discussing politics and caressing her luscious legs.

Carrie was on short shorts display in Nashville at a pre-CMA concert, showing off her country attitude and those legs and hot body that remind us why we like country female music artists in the first place. Oh, sure, the twang and the sad songs about daddy and beau, but ultimately, the girls who look wicked hot in shorts or short skirts whilst tossing back shots of Jack. That is the Tennessee dream. Carrie, keep the shorts, lose the rest, I'll take you shopping after our weekend locked in the hotel room. Maybe bring your credit card, mine maxes out after socks. Enjoy.

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