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Rihanna is mucho sexy. (Pink is the New Blog)

Alyssa Milano still has hairy arms. (Hollywood Tuna)

Ariane Brodier is the Hottest. Weather Girl. Ever. (CollegeHumor)

Fergie blows chunks! (DListed)

Watch out Iraq, Angelina Jolie is coming to kick some ass! (PopSugar)

Eva Amurri inherrited her amazing breasts from her mother, Susan Sarandon. (Thighs Wide Shut)

Britney Spears takes nice pictures. (IDLYITW)

Teri Hatcher is the face of Badgley Mischka, and what a horrible face it is. (Just Jared)

Maggie Q is magnificent. (Popoholic)

Confirmed, Owen Wilson attempted suicide. (A Socialite's Life)

Madonna has the scariest hands ever. (CityRag)

Paris Hilton with short hair isn't any better than the regular Paris Hilton. (Hollywood Rag)

Was Britney Spears giving her infant sons alcohol? (CelebNewsWire)