Bored and Deformed

Salma Hayek doesn't look "deformed" to me. (Popoholic)

Jenna Jameson dresses conservative at an adult con. Odd. (Hollywood Tuna)

Classic Uma Thurman topless pictures. (CollegeHumor NSFW)

Why isn't Donald Trump the one getting his head shaved? (Pink is the New Blog)

Keith Richards snorted his dead father's ashes. (DListed)

Scary Spice had a girl. No word on it's scariness. (IDLYITW)

Apparently, Posh Spice thinks she's James Bond. (PopSugar)

Naomi Campbell will launch her own line of lingerie. No word on whether it can be used as a weapon or not. (Just Jared)

Check out the Tattoo that Britney Spears got during her nervous breakdown. (A Socialite's Life)

Check out these funny celebrity look-alikes. (CityRag)

Usher isn't the father of his pregnant fiancée's baby. (Hollywood Rag)

Finally, someone punched out Joe Francis. (CelebSlam)

Video Bonus(es):

Check out these awesome new Transformers TV commercials.

Starscream transforms in mid air in this one.