Paris Hilton Will Ruin Elisha Cuthbert Just Like She Ruined Britney Spears

Sure, Britney Spears was well on her way down the path to the dark side when Paris Hilton took her in as her Sith shit apprentice, but now that Britney has freed herself from Paris' evil talons, as Page Six reports, it looks like Paris has found a new apprentice in Elisha Cuthbert, because always two there are.

The friendship between Britney Spears and Paris Hilton was short, sweet and photogenic. But now, it seems, it's over. A source close to Spears explains why the pop tart, who lost her undies last week, has not been seen with her "new best friend" Hilton since she posted an apology to her fans on her Web site, noting, "Thank God for Victoria's Secret underwear!" The source said, "Britney has been told by her people that if she ever wants a comeback, she has to stay far away from Paris and start acting like an adult."

You can tell just by looking at her that the Force is strong with Elisha Cuthbert. But the Dark side of fame is tempting. Elisha must remember: Adventure, excitement, a Jedi craves not these things. And if there's one thing you can be sure of, hanging out with Paris Hilton is always an adventure. But not one you necessarily survive.

Of course, since we are talking about Elisha Cuthbert, and not Britney Spears, a couple of upskirts and nipple slips from Elisha would be more than welcome. I guess the Dark side does have it's upside.

Oh, and yes, putting Paris Hilton side by side with the incredibly beautiful Elisha Cuthbert does make her look that much more retarded.