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Donald Rumsfeld resigns as Secretary of Defense. And guess who broke the story: Comedy Central! (CC Insider)

Brittany Murphy at the premiere of Dead Girl. (Hollywood Tuna)

Ryan Phillippe didn't exactly deny cheating on Reese Witherspoon. (IDLYITW)

Pornstar Cat Fight! Yeah, that's right. (CollegeHumor)

Nicole Richie and her cat are on the same diet. (DListed)

What did Britney Spears do after filing for divorce? She went ice skating, naturally. (Pink is the New Blog)

Did K-Fed learn about the divorce via text message? (Popsugar)

Madonna got trampled by the Paparazzi. That's like 1,000 bonus points! (A Socialite's Life)

Adam Brody gets his juice on. (Just Jared)

Everything about Sylvester Stallone that you've ever wanted to know, but were afraid to ask. (CityRag)

Maria Menounos has an Oral Fixation. (Popoholic)

Michael Jackson is bringing back Thriller. (Hollywood Rag)

Moby wants gay children. (Yeeeah!)

Brandy is fighting in Bible class. (CelebNewsWire)