Lindsay Lohan is a “Workaholic”

, and gleaned this little gem:

"Hopefully people will know me from my work, and not car accidents. I work harder than most of my friends parents. I'm the hardest working person I know. I don't really know what to do when I'm not working. I'm a workaholic."

That's right, all those times you saw Lindsay Lohan at showing her ass at award shows, signing autographs at premieres, standing around at benefit galas, fighting with Victoria's Secret models, curing AIDS in Africa, cruising for guys at clubs, crashing her car, hanging out in her bikini, and getting drunk and high with her friends... That was all work. Because in Hollywood, living the lifestyle is work. It's a tough job maintaining the carefully crafted image of a lovable, but coked out, teen movie star. And that's why Lindsay Lohan makes the big bucks.

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