Celebrity Creepiness

Donald Trump really shouldn't be checking out his own daughter. (CityRag)

Teri Hatcher was molested as a child. That explains so much. (Hollywood Rag)

Fall Out Boy's Peter Wentz's dong fell out. (Pink is the New Blog)

Vivica A. Fox is in need of some serious surgical help. (IDLYITW)

I still think the Pussycat Dolls should really be called the Pussycat Dudes. (NSFW Taxi Driver)

Sharon Stone. Playing Soccer. In Israel. Am I the only one who finds this really weird? (Hollywood Tuna)

Vin Diesel has named his biceps. Naturally. (A Socialite's Life)

The Hoff gets Hassled by his estranged wife. On abuse charges, no less. No one Hassles the Hoff! (DListed)

Christina Aguilera, drunk and stumbling. No surprise there. (Popsugar)

And a late, but very heartfelt happy-happy to Thighmaster on his most excellent second year corrupting (or should I say flazzumung) the blogosphere. (Thigs Wide Shut)