‘Doom’ Is Almost Here, Isn’t Letting Up With The Hype

  Now, this is top-secret insider information I’m about to give you right here. You can’t share this with anyone, on pain of having Bieber chained to your ankle 24/7. He’ll howl Baby at you all day every day until you top yourself, which’ll probably take until he reaches the chorus the first time. So, yup, mom’s the freaking word, but… there’s a Doom reboot on the way, and it hits next week. 

I don’t think you could’ve missed that, with the months of hypetastic we’ve been bombarded with and all. But we’re almost at the finish line now. This is the lose-bowel-control-exciting time when mere trailers become ‘launch trailers,’ when Doom is at last so close you can smell the good ol’ fashioned blood-leakin’ scrote-shootin' vi-o-lence.

Maybe you’re still not sold on this one. After all, nobody likes change, and nobody bitches about change more than long-standing fans of a franchise getting a reboot. It’s Doom, Jim, but not as we know it, and that’s never going to please everyone.

Still, you’ve got to give the developers their props. They promised a visceral, gory and badass shooter, and this has never been anything but. With those fancy new finishing moves and such, it’s going to be a hell of a ride. Here’s one last trailer.