Why, Yes There Is A Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Porn Parody

As a child of the 80's, I grew up with the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. I religiously watched the animated series and made my grandfather take me to see all of the movies. I liked even the really terrible ones because kids have no taste. So, naturally I was disappointed when the reboot of the series was hella terrible. The second installment that absolutely no one wanted is coming out soon. Not even the fact that Beebop and Rocksteady and Casey Jones return could make that movie not suck. But I'll tell you what does look amazing: Woodrocket's TMNT porn parody. It's called...wait for it...Ten Inch Mutant Ninja Turtles. It has four dudes in bad turtle costumes who will presumedly go to town on the April O'Neil character and the female Shredder. There names are such clever bits of comedy as Dongatello and Michaelangeblow. Comedy! 

I love Woodrocket's porn parodies. Not because you can actually get off on them. Well, maybe YOU can, but I can't take them seriously. If you are into women getting it on with guys in muscle turtle costumes that's on you.