Happy Valentimes!

Carmen Electra is your Valentines Day quickie. (Popoholic)

It's good to know that even though it's a generally rare occurence, Victoria Beckham can cover herself up every once in a while. (Hollywood Tuna)

Who knew Joss Stone had such hot legs? (DListed)

Joe Rogan vs. Carlos Mencia: Fight! (CollegeHumor)

Robbie Williams enters rehab on his birthday. (Pink is the New Blog)

Jim Carrey and Jenny McCarthy are Valentines. (IDLYITW)

Vince Vaughn plays nice for Jennifer Aniston's birthday. (Popsugar)

Ian McKellen fake pees on Jake Gyllenhaal. (Just Jared)

Looks like Travis Barker and Shanna Moakler are back together. (A Socialite's Life)

Tom Cruise comes out of the closet. Well, the short closet, anyway. (CityRag)

Mariah Carey had to fly coach, so she bought out the plane. (Hollywood Rag)

Fergie loves her soccer-mom jeans. (The Grumpiest)

Sorry to ruin your Valentines Day, ladies, but Howard Stern is getting married. (Jossip)

Bonus Video:

Happy Valentimes from Alec Baldwin, and your friendly neighbourhood Russian prostitute.