Megan Irwin Almost Wardrobe Malfunction For David Jones Fashion Launch

I'm not exactly sure how Aussie blonde hottie model Megan Irwin managed not to flash her sweet teats in full last night at the David Jones Fashion Launch in her native land but I must say, I'm kind of disappointed. Leering at her heavenly body and that wide open top with no bra I was just certain some kind of evening magic was about to happen. You know, that voodoo that sextastic daring models do so well, backed by my full wishes and prayers. Close, but no cigars.

Still, Megan struck quite the provocative and memorable pose. No worries for her date about that awkward moment trying to unclasp her bra in the dark for a little slice of greater happiness. Nope, nanoseconds to fun time play time at or around second base. I admire that practical sense of style. Form should follow function. I'm of that school, though I never got to test that theory out during school. Megan, hold me tight and let's release ourself of all past regrets and just live for the future. Or the next five minutes at least after I ask if I can take your jacket. Enjoy.

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