Weird Crap They Sell On Amazon: Weener Kleener

You know when you are in the shower and you wash your junk and you wonder if you've thoroughly cleaned every millimeter of it? No, of course not! No one thinks this way. Well, I shouldn't say no one because some weirdo invented Weener Kleener soap. It's essentially a cock ring made out of soap that you are supposed to use to clean your shaft. I'm not entirely sure why a normal bar of soap isn't enough, but what do I know? If you use this thing properly it really only cleans the penis which means you have to use two different soaps to wash all of your genitals. Who has the time to use different soaps on your various bits and pieces? I got stuff to do, for the love of crap. The product description says,

"The Generic Weener Kleener Soap is shaped like a donut for easy use. It solves that age old bathing dilemma and adds a "hole" new dimension of pleasure and fun to a shower or bath. This stimulating soap ring makes a hilarious gag gift for a boyfriend, or a buddy who just got dumped or what the heck, treat yourself to some good, clean fun."

You are in comedy time out for that "hole" joke, Weener Kleener. Get it here.